1. Girlfrnd ko Gift dene k liye sabse pyari chiz kaun sa he ? Ans: Lipstick, pucho kiyu ? Kyunki dene k baad 50% return ane ka change he, he na ?
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2. Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better person. Happy New Year!
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3. Mubark ho apko aane wale hasin 12months, Khusi k 52 weeks, Succes k 365 days, Pyaar k 8760 hrs, Fun k 525600 mins, Muskan k 31536000 secnds. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012
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4. A beautiful year is coming for u, walk with aims, run with confidence, fly with ur achivements. May u have a lovely year !
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5. Before the Sun sets in this year, Before the Memories fade, And the networks gets jammed, ..Wish U nd Urs Family a Happy New Year 2012
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6. Before the sun sets in this year; Before the memories fade; And before the networks get jammed;Wish u and ur family a Happy New Year 2012!
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7. God:my 1min is ur 100yrs. Man:great. God:my 1rupee is ur 1crore. Man:give me 1rupee. God:wait a minute.
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8. When does old age start: Its when u start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than for romantic ones..!!
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9. Grahm bel used to study in street lamp, Gallileo used to study at night....etc max great men used to study at night. MORAL: these great men used to flirt by the day and to study at night for disturb
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10. There lived a wealthy king in a community,one day,journalists came to his place to interview him the following conversation ensued between them JOURNALIST=as a rule of this community what will you do
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11. Only 1% of the total girls become the wife of their lovers. The remaining become the Password to the boys email id. Strange but True.
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12. Stones r many bt diamonds r rare. Singels r many bt pairs r rare. Tears r many bt smiles r rare. friends r many bt DEAR FRIENDS like YOU r rare. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTH DAY MY DEAR FRIEND..
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13. U are a year older 2day, may this day bring u joy, hapiness, peace and blessings, wishing u more yrs 2 come, am waiting for my cake, happy birthday.
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14. May the new beginning of this year be blessed with peace, love and joy Sending you my heartfelt wishes with joy That never ends. Happy Birthday!
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15. Every day is a new beginning But today, is very special, As you celebrate your special day today heres wishing you a very special Happy Birthday!
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16. Remembering the good times.Weve had together On your birthday and always! Missing you and wishing you a Happy Birthday! Hope you have a wonderful celebration!
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17. I wish the wish u wish to wish, if the wish u wish to wish is wish which i wish to wish u, wishing u happy birthday
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18. Wishing u life soft as silk White as Milk as honey full of money may all Ur dreams comes true and this wish is only 4 u Happy Birthday
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19. Koi bha6an timi ugly 6au. Koi bhan6an timi pagly 6au. Tara ma bhan6u timi ekdum lovely 6au
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20. How could you make me suffer this way?
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