Vo Soti Rahi Main Karta Raha,
Intzaar Us Ke Jagne Ka;
Abhi Uske Haath Me Rakha Hi Tha Ke Choot Gaya,
Phool Gulab Ka;
Usne Kaha Piche Se Nahi Aage Se Karo,
Deedar Mere Husn-e-shabab Ka;
Usne Kaha Bada Maja Aata H Jab Andar Jata Ha,
Kano Me Ek Ek Lafz Tere Pyar Ka.; )

Lady To Rikshwalla "...Under Tak Jaayega?"
Rikshawalla "Bilkul Jaayega Madam
Aapke Liye Toh Khada Kiya Hai."
Lady "Thik Hai Toh,
Ghumake Phicche Se Le Lo.." :-D :-D

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai.

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Example:

Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc

Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

"I LOVE YOU".
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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

Most Confusing Double Meaning Joke.
Girl: Aaj Office Jate Hi
Boss Mujhpe Chad Gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "Late Gayi" Thi..:p

Pagalkhane Me Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro.
Pagal: Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro.
Pagal: Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro?
Pagal- Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Bra Aur Panty Bhi.
Aur Dhyaan Rahe
Aainda Kabhi Mere Kapde Nahi Pehanna !
Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami.

Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

Usne Utari Saree,
Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari,
Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar
Zyadaa Excited Mat Ho Yaar,
Yeh Tha Kapray Sukhane Ka Taar.